The other day we were scheduled for a dinner which was happening quite late. So we went to the McDonalds nearby and had a bite.
Jispa while eating the burger asked me “eating the burger
makes me feel very thirsty”. “of course” I replied “they put a lot of slat in
your burger so that you love it and then of course you feel thirsty. Then to
mask the taste of the salt, they add tons of fat to it”. “Why would they want
me to be thirsty?”. “well so that you buy coke”. “But then I will simply drink
water which they give free”. “Is that so? Go take a walk around and see the restaurant.
See every table and tell me what people are drinking”. So Jispa took a walk
around the restaurant and came back with a huge exclamation mark on her head. “on
every table there is a cola and the only two places where they didn’t have a
cola was where there was no food as well.” “There you are. Now what’s the price
of a cola at McDonalds?” “umm 15 or 25 rupees” “Go ask and find out” She went
and asked and came back with another aghast expression – its 49 rupees. ‘whats the
price of a burger” “allo tikki is for 25 bucks”. “and the cost of making it
would be around 10 to 15 bucks, possibly. While the cost of serving the soda
cannot be more than 2 to 3 bucks. So where do you think is the profit margin.
Cola or burgers?” “wow” she was completely amazed by the math. “so if they make
more money selling colas than selling burgers are they a fast food restaurant
or a cola selling company. You decide”
Now that we were at it I threw another ball “Whats the cost
of the happy meal at McDonalds”. “99 bucks” as she found out. “So remove the
cost of the burger and coke and see what you get” “25 bucks for the toy?” “yes
exactly – they are selling the toy at 25 bucks, which till now you and everyone
else thinks is for free! 25 bucks for that toy which I think can’t be costing
them more than 10 bucks”. “ya and the quality isn’t all that nice” she said. So
thanks to that I explained her “McDonalds has become the largest toy seller in
the world.” Wow.” Then I showed her the Hamleys store. “they are bigger in toys
than Hamleys as well”. “bigger than Hamleys which sells only toys”. “yes
sweetheart, they sell more toys than anyone else. So are they a fast food store
or a toy retailer selling colas.”
“see the fun when you have something so overpriced like
cola. They never ever prominently mention the price of the colas on their menu.
You have to struggle to see it” (it was on a display hidden behind a column). “this
way they can combine and sell you value meals and you think you are paying less
but in effect they have already overcharged you for the drink”. “isn’t that
cheating? Selling colas that expensive” “no they are allowed to charge whatever
they want for the cola. A five star hotel will charge you 500 bucks for the same
thing. That’s also allowed. It’s not cheating Its marketing”. “I am not telling
you lies, I am only selling you differently.”
She was wow. “How do you know all this”. “hahha. I read. And
that’s you are going to get in the books I bequeath you. Of course not all of
this is from the books or in any one book but you get a sense of stuff around
you once you read enough. Then you know how to figure things out as well.” “Google
Doshi” was her parting comment. She knows that some of my friends call me that.
But that was a nice conversation with her. She is now big
enough to know a lot of this and is able to figure a lot out as well. It’s fun
growing up with Jispa.
